How do I get my EP's heard and make money off of them?

Not to toot my own flute, but I sound awesome and want to get some labels interested, anybody know how to send them EP's? My stuff is acoustic humour, (like Jon Lajoie), which is the first EP, and the second is soulful acoustic, like City & Colour. How do I get heard on a wide basis, (note: I don't want to use MySpace, that **** is killing music).